Thor is Bae



Dominique Mendez, Ranger Review Staff defines “fine” as, “Of superior quality, skill, or appearance,” and in my opinion (which I have a ton of) Thor (“The Son of Odin” and “The God of Thunder and Lightning”) is the finest of the fine. 

From the hair (whether short or long), the blue eyes, the accent, the muscular physique to the power and skill, who could possibly top that? The answer is…. No one! 

What else do I have to do to prove my rather OBVIOUS point? He’s 6 feet, 6 inches tall (ALMOST 7 FEET!), and six hundred and forty pounds! (OF PURE MUSCLE! Not even a single percent of body fat, unless you count Avengers: Endgame, which we’re not). He may be on the older side, but when you’re the finest superhero in all existence that doesn’t change anything. Besides, though he is 1,500 years old, he doesn’t look a day over 23. 

In my opinion if you were to ask any man if they would rather be Thor or Antman (played by Paul Rudd, People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” of 2021) for a day, I full-heartedly believe that 9.9/10 men would choose Thor. 

Not only is Thor the finest Marvel character, but he’s the finest superhero in all existence. Remember, he’s a literal god. Thor is the strongest character (well, factually speaking, second strongest after Vision) but that’s an opinion for another day and another article. For now, ask yourself, “Did I really need to read “Thor is Bae” to know that Thor is the finest superhero of all time?”